I know everybody loves watching prank video. So here one for you, i just found this at youtube and it cracks me up. This is a funny japanese pranks. It is so hilarious. Check this new funny japanese pranks out.
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Funny Japanese Pranks
Its Time for a Break
Yeah, its now time for a break. I think we need to have a small laugh and a smile too. These are the two pictures that will make us smiling.
Im sorry Bill, i think Hillary likes Barack.
World's Fastest Police Cars
Japan's Nissan Skyline GT-R, Maximum Speed is 280 Kph
Germany's Lamborghini Gallardo, Maximum Speed is 320 Kph
Spain's Audi TT Max, Maximum Speed is 320 Kph
America's Chevrolet Corvette Z06 Maximum Speed: Do you really want to know?
France' Peugeot Sports GT 220 KpHAND FINALLY!!!!
The Philippines'
Maximum Speed: Not disclosed for security reasonsToothpicks
*note*Sorry for my terrible english. LOL!
Whenever i saw a toothpick it reminds me of my aunt and her farm girl maid. the story goes..
My aunt, Vicky used to shop twice every month for their household consumptions. She shop for foods, clothes, can goods, kitchen ware and other stuff needed in their house. I remember that time that she also bought some toothpicks so that they can used it everyday after meals. After a week, she noticed that the toothpicks have depleted rapidly. And everyday she noticed that the the toothpicks are almost gone. That was the time when she wonder, how could a 6 people in the house use the toothpicks and have depleted rapidly? Then she ask every person in their house including their farm girl maid. At first she ask her children, guys, do you know where our toothpicks goes? do you used it every time? The children answered no. They told their mom that they don't used toothpicks. Then lastly, she ask their farm girl maid with the same question. The farm girl responds yes. "Yes, i usually used the toothpicks but when i use them, i makes sure that i returned them to its bottle." LOL! My aunt was shock as she hear those answer. She told me that she got goosebumps upon hearing those answer. Then my aunt throw all of the toothpicks left. LOL!
Microsoft and Firefox
Microsoft is one of the leading makers of the best selling products such as the Windows operating software and office suite of productivity software MSOffice. While Mozilla Firefox is a web browser project managed by the Mozilla Corporation. One of the best, leading and widely use internet browser today.
Can you imagine these two combine and team up as one to dominate the internet and web browsing system?
Well, i myself cant imagine what will happen if these two combine. Microsoft has been the evil in the software side, especially in the operating system and its Internet Explorer. Its Operating System, the Windows always gives us an error message and gives me headache when the operating system crashes. Previously, i was using Internet Explorer, I though it was one of the nice and good internet browser until i found viruses in my computer. I also noticed that my computer slows down due to these viruses. It was proven when everybody got the same problem with the Internet Explorer, it was very vulnerable with the viruses and spyware.
Then i switched to Mozilla Firefox. Firefox is not just very savvy but easy to use as well. It is an an open source and best of all it is FREE. In fact, Mozilla got multiple award from the online community such as Forbes and PC World. Forbes.com called Firefox the best browser in a 2004 commentary piece. PC World named Firefox the "product of the year" in 2005.
Now take a look at the Microsoft and Firefox merger. "MSFIREFOX" www.msfirefox.com
Would you use this product? Not for me, ill use Opera. Hahaha...
The Day Mr. P. Niss asked for a Raise
I, Mr. P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response:
Dear P. Niss:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, V. Gina
A Religious Boyfriend
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend invited me for a dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out, he returns and tell him, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute, too. She always crossed her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back again and says, "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always make illusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!"
At the dinner table, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lower his head and start praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank You for all You've given us...!!!"
A minute later the boy still praying: "Thank You Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a PHARMACIST!!!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out, he returns and tell him, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute, too. She always crossed her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back again and says, "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always make illusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!"
At the dinner table, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lower his head and start praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank You for all You've given us...!!!"
A minute later the boy still praying: "Thank You Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a PHARMACIST!!!"
Old Erap Jokes to Celebrate His Release
Save!
FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance to call upon the forces of nature to save them. The executioner starts the countdown: "10, 9, 8,....".
FVR shouts, "Flood!". In a sudden, a big wave came. FVR was able to escape because of the commotion.
It's Cory's turn. She shouts: "Earthquake!". The people watching the execution panicked. She was able to escape.
Erap was wondering what calamity to call. The executioner started counting again: "10, 9, 8, 7....". Erap had a mental block. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1...."
Erap shouted: "Fire!".
Logic Lang Iyan
One day, Erap sees Pres. Ramos reading a book on logic.
Erap : Fidel, mahirap yata iyang binabasa mong libro.
Ramos : Hindi, logic lang ito, madali lang.
Erap : Ano ba yang logic na yan, hindi ko yata alam yan.
Ramos : Ganito lang yan, may aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Kung may aquarium ka, eh di mahilig ka sa isda.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : At kung mahilig ka sa isda, mahilig ka rin sa dagat.
Erap: Oo.
Ramos ; Eh di kung mahilig ka sa dagat, gusto mo pumupunta sa beach.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : At kung mahilig kang pumunta sa beach, mahilig ka sa babaeng naka-bathing suit.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Eh kung mahilig ka sa mga seksing babae, eh di lalakeng - lalaki ka.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Eh kung lalakeng - lalaki ka, eh di macho ka.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Kita mo na, ganyan lang ang logic!
Erap : Okey pala yang logic na yan, ah!
The following day, Erap sees Maceda in the Senate . . . .
Erap : Pare,Maceda, susubukan ko lang itong tinuro sa aking logic ni Ramos.
Maceda : Sige nga!
Erap : May aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Maceda : Wala.
Erap : eh Bakla ka pala e!
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